Close, but no cigar

Dearest Co-worker,

• Responsive and responsible are not the same word.
• It's vested interest, not invested interest.
• "On the ball" and "Roll with it" are two different expressions. "I'm going to roll on the ball" doesn't make sense in a conversation about following a work plan and accomplishing tasks unless your plan is to strengthen your abs using a large fitness ball.

Thanks for using a dictionary and thinking before you speak.

Yours sincerely,

Punk Tilly

Nosy no-no

Dear Co-worker,

I'm going to keep this one short and sweet: Do not open or read mail that is addressed to me. Your invasion of my privacy is definitely not o.k.!

-P.T.